"I still don’t get how common the idea is that if you’re not participating in the modern dystopian web, you’re just an outcast, all alone, lost in the woods, not knowing what everyone else is up to. Did you all have lives before all this? Don’t people have family and friends, along with their phone numbers, house addresses, or emails? Why do so many folks feel the need to know what a huge number of strangers are doing, right now, in a completely different part of the world?"